In the Spirit of Holiday Safety

I hope that everyone managed to have a safe and (more importantly) filling Thanksgiving. I’ve always felt that Thanksgiving is nothing more than a stop light on the road to Christmas. (A delicious stop light, to be sure, but I’m one of those anti-American types who don’t like mashed potatoes.) Now we can all finally stop feigning annoyance (Scrooges!) at omnipresent Christmas music, because who among us doesn’t like “All I Want for Christmas is You?”

So, let’s start this holiday season off right with a little reminder from our safety-conscious friends up north: the next time you bake a Christmas cookie, remember, “there really are no accidents.”

Happy Thanksgiving! Now let’s get this party started.