Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate

Let’s be honest here, folks: the kinds of things I’m writing every day (i.e., “whr u @?”) are hardly satisfying my cravings for wit, charm, and full sentences. So I’ve succumbed to this “blog” thing (or is it “blogue?”). Come with me, and I might just change your life.

like, OMFG, it's me

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.